Shrek came out 13 years ago
I didn’t know shrek was gay
lightning is just the flash on god’s camera when he’s taking selfies
I’m so fucking weird
I’m the nicest rude person you’ll ever meet.
I don’t give a fuck about anything but at the same time, I care about a lot.
I hate people but I want to be everyone’s friend.
I hate myself but I’m completely fabulous.
I need help.
I get progressively uglier throughout the day
do u ever yell at people “I WANT TO FUCK YOU” but like in ur head
eating clocks is really time consuming
especially when you go back for seconds
i may seem like an angry person on the surface but deep inside im actually angrier
“you’re here to learn” I’m here because it’s the fucking law